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Monster Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid that builds on some strong and flavorful genetics. This strain is a cross between the omnipresent Girl Scout Cookies and the flavorful and eye-catching Granddaddy Purple. This background gives the flowers a relaxing high and a complex, fruity taste.

This strain features medium-sized nugs maintaining their shape due to a dense indica-type bud structure. Sticky and tightly-coiled leaves, primarily forest green, showcase deep blue and purple hues. Cold temperatures in the growing process stimulate pigments called anthocyanins, creating these vibrant colors. Short-talked white trichomes give the bright buds a frosty overlay; they also make this a difficult strain to break up by hand. Monster Cookies has a mostly berry and grape-tinged flavor profile, much like parent strain Granddaddy Purple. Breaking up or burning the buds gives off more of a spicy, incense-like quality, compliments of the OG Kush in this strain’s lineage. Cured properly, it has a smooth, easy smoke that tastes dank and sweet on the exhale. This is also a particularly pungent strain, so smokers trying to keep their consumption under wraps should take the necessary precautions.

Monster Cookies has a high that creeps up on the user, slowly conferring a heavy body stone. The temptation to melt into the nearest possible couch may prove overwhelming for many. Although some cerebral stimulation may occur, this strain’s mental qualities are mostly dictated by its deep physical relaxation. Smokers will feel fully at ease — content to remain in one place, but uplifted enough to be social and chatty. Due to its trippy, dreamy nature, Monster Cookies may not be ideal for productivity or errands. Because of this strain’s potency, cannabis newcomers should moderate their initial dosage and then scale up if necessary. Its almost narcotic effects gives Monster Cookies strong analgesic effects for medical cannabis patients. It can be an effective way to relieve aches and pains — both incidental from injury or soreness and chronic from conditions like fibromyalgia. It has also been noted that it soothes headaches and migraines, and in large enough doses, it can help users with insomnia find deep, lasting sleep.